![]() This was the season when the show went from light trash TV to the dumpster fire it is now. This season was like that third glass of wine you definitely don’t need but certainly makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. We also saw more of Nicole and Azan’s journey to nowhere, and watched Josh push Aika into modeling. It was also the season Luis screamed about owl devil worship to Molly who would later come to her senses and kick him out, but only after learning they already secretly got married. This season ranks in the Top 10 mostly because it was the season we met David and Annie, an undeniably queen of the franchise. This was kind of like the Miller Light of seasons: weak flavor but still gets the job done. 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? Season 2ĭespite the inclusion of Paola and her lap dog Russ, this season still makes the Top 10 because Danielle’s hunt for an annulment and her efforts to get Mohammed deported were delightfully messy, Jorge and Anfisa’s relationship went from bad to worse, and Chantel and Pedro’s families were just crazy enough to keep us interested. ![]() We were also treated to Boring Ben trying to negotiate a bride price in Kenya Muslim-convert Avery wanting to move to Syria, cause no biggie and who can forget Caesar running all over Mexico, and beyond, by himself because Maria most definitely was on her way? This season brings joy in the same way your third Zoom meeting of the day does while your dog has diarrhea and your toddler finger paints with it. ![]() Who can forget her half-naked-on-the-bed antics on her first night in London, but keeping her eye on the prize when she met up with Stacey and Florian in Albania. We see Darcey, again, but this time with Tom, and her desperation hitting an all-time high. Rounding out the Top 10 was TLC’s third trip down the aisle with Before the 90 Days. 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 3 This season reminds us of what the show was in its infancy. Worth watching mostly because it was the season that gave us the gem that is Kirlyam, the doe-eyed Brazilian cutie, and her slightly dorky, yet somehow not-at-all-creepy husband, Alan. The season where we were introduced to Rachel and her most-definitely-punched-a-guy’s-eye-out fiancé Jon, and Rachel’s ever-present “it’s not fair” whining. 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 2 We got to see Paul running some more, and more of Angela in Nigeria, which are some of my favorite things. 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After Season 5 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After Season 3Ī fun mix of couples past (except why are Paola and Russ here again?) with mildly entertaining antics but mostly forgettable storylines. More of Sumit lying to Jenny, Jenny crying it isn’t fair Ariela having a baby in Ethiopia and Jihoon and Deavan getting married, which, given what happened with them, was just sad to watch. Who was even on this season? What ever happened? Oh, and Paola and Russ bored us some more. 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After Season 4 We did get a kicker with the denial of Michael’s visa but really, was that such a surprise? If there was anything else that happened this season, I missed it because I had more exciting things to do, like watching paint dry. This snoozefest is not even redeemed by the appearance of Michael and Angela, whose story is pretty stale in this go-around. If there was an award for most boring season in the history of ever, we've found our winner. No matter how much you try to wash it, the stink still follows you around and you’re reminded of it every time a Big Ed meme pops up in your Instagram feed. ![]() This cast is a boring, vapid, dreadful, downright unmitigated pile of crap stuck to the bottom of your shoe. ![]() 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 4Īlso known as the season where no one ended up together - except maybe yes-she-is-real Lana and David - this is without a doubt, the worst season in the entire franchise to date. So grab some popcorn and your best boxed wine and settle in for some binge watching, as I break down the best seasons of this crazy universe, from worst to best. I have compiled my definitive ranking of every season of 90 Day Fiancé, as well as its spinoffs. With spinoffs, and couples that span multiple iterations, new fans need some type of a guide that ushers them into the world of 90 Day. As a 90 Day Fiancé blogger, podcaster, writer, and all around superfan, I am asked all the time by people who have not watched the show where they should start. ![]()
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